Your gender: the blue one

Straight/Gay/Bi: Meng
Single?: Just look at me...
If not, do you want to be?: that's a terrible question, obviously if the right person comes along then yes, but I wouldn't want to be dating the wrong person. I think that pretty much goes for everyone.
Birthdate: 6/9/69
Your age: 16
Age you act: in between 65-80
Age you wish you were: 25 would be nice
Your height: A towering 5'8"
Eye color: Hazel
Happy with it?: Super green would have been nice
Hair color: The most gorgeous shade of deep mahogany imaginable
Happy with it?: Heck yeah! My hair is amazing
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: I am a dextrian
Your living arrangement: Parentals, two dogs and a cat
Your family: Mother, father, dogwhore (Brigid)
Have any pets?:1 dog (Nuala) and 1 cat (Fergus)
What's your job?: Actor/Ice cream scooper
Piercings?: Prince Albert
Tattoos?: I have an enormous chest-mural of a bear holding a shark.
Obsessions?: Christopher Lee, Shakespeare, Pretention
Addictions?: Theatre, Cocaine
Do you speak another language?: Latin, the Pompatus of Love.
Have a favorite quote?: "I have an unfortunate personality" --Orson Welles
Do you have a webpage?: www.ConorsConcubines.com
deep thoughts: Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Do you live in the moment?: No, I live in the past.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: I'm tolerant, but only as one tolerates a baby crying on an airplane.
Do you have any secrets?: Yes. What a stupid question, is there anyone who doesn't have secrets?
Do you hate yourself?: No, quite the opposite. I am my own true love.
Do you like your handwriting?: Yes.
Do you have any bad habits?: Again, stupid question, everyone has bad habits. Yes.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: Either  "nice glasses"  or "My God! You're a tripod"
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Brazil
What's your biggest fear?: I can't tell you
Can you sing?: Not as well as Katie Smiley, but not as poorly as Rich Patton
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: No...
Are you a loner?: Sort of...
What are your #1 priorities in life?: Wow! Who wrote this question? Seriously! Why is "priorities" plural? One cannot have multiple #1 priorities. There can only be one #1 priority, that's why it's #1.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? No.
Are you a daredevil?: No.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Yes.
Are you passive or agressive?: Aggressive.
Do you have a journal?: Yes. Nobody other than myself even knows it exists, except for you guys now.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: My strengths are my rapier wit and intellect sharp enough to cut diamonds, my weaknesses are my lack of physical strength, my tender nipples, and hubris.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I would be 9 inches taller.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Definitely
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Yes
Do you think life has been good so far?: Sure
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:  Jesus loves me.
What do you like the most about your body?: My hair and my skin.
And least?: nothing
Do you think you are good looking?: Lols
Are you confident?: Very
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Steerpike
Are you perceived wrongly?: Often
Smoke?: Have before, will again
Do drugs?: No
Read the newspaper?: Almost daily
Pray?: Several times a day
Go to church?: Several times a week
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Never
Sleep with stuffed animals?: You caught me
Take walks in the rain?: Only if I have to
Talk to people even though you hate them?: That's pretty much everyone I talk to
Drive?: Not yet...
Like to drive fast?: Yes

would/have you ever:
Liked your voice?: I love my voice
Hurt yourself?: Sure.
Been out of the country?: Yes
Eaten something that made other people sick?: I don't recall
Been in love?: Never
Done drugs?: Nope
Gone skinny dipping?: No.
Had a medical emergency?: No.
Had surgery?: Yes
Ran away from home?: No
Played strip poker?:Yes
Gotten beaten up?:Yes
Beaten someone up?: Emotionally and Verbally
Been picked on?: Yes
Been on stage?:Almost daily
Slept outdoors?: Yes
Thought about suicide?: Yes
Pulled an all nighter?:Yes
If yes, what is your record?: idk
Gone one day without food?:Probably, I forget to eat
Talked on the phone all night?:No, I hate talking on the phone
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: No
Slept all day?: No
Killed someone?: That's classified
Made out with a stranger?: No.
Had sex with a stranger?: Yeah,, there was this homeless guy at the bus stop and...
Thought you're going crazy?: Yes
kissed the same sex?:No
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: No
Been betrayed?: Yes
Had a dream that came true?: Not an actual dream that I had whilst sleeping.
Broken the law?: Many times
Met a famous person?: Nope
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Probably
On purpose?:No
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: Yeah
Stolen anything?: Yeah
Been on radio/tv?:Yeah
Been in a mosh-pit?:Yeah
Had a nervous breakdown?:  Yes, in 6th grade
Bungee jumped?:Nope
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yeah

Beliefs.....
Believe in life on other planets?: Maybe
Miracles?: Absolutely
Astrology?:No
Magic?: No
God?: With every fiber of my being
Satan?: Absolutely
Santa?: No
Ghosts?: Yes
Luck?: No
Love at first sight?: Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.. (Sorry, couldn't resist)
Yin and yang: No
Witches?: Double no
Easter bunny?:No
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: Absolutely
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: No.
Do you wish on stars?No
deep theological ?s: None, but I have many answers
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: No, I believe in the Catholic view
Do you think God has a gender?: MALE
Do you believe in organized religion?: That's the only religion I believe in
Where do you think we go when we die?:Judgement

Friends....
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: Many, many gay, not so many lezzies
Who is your best friend?: Don't really have one
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Idk, probably Mark
Your favorite inside joke?: Meng!
Thing you're picked on most about?: Not sure
Who's your longest known friend?: Maxine
Talking to?  Myself
Newest?: Chris Crawdad
Shyest?: Don't have many of those...
Funniest?: Scott McC. or Brad
Sweetest?: Kati
Closest?: Tumnus
Weirdest?: Chris Haas
Smartest?: Jon Haas
Ditziest?: Beth Ellson
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Beth Ellson
Last person you talked to online?: Sarah Young
Whom do you talk to most online?:Brad,  R. Scott McC., Dickie
Whom are you on the phone with most?: No one
Whom do you trust most?: Can't say
Who listens to your problems?: Nobody, I tend not to share them
Who do you fight most with?: Dani
Who's the nicest?: Maria DeMatte
Who's the most outgoing?: Idk
Who's the best singer?: Katie Smiley
Who's on your shit-list?: Harry, only because he smell like shit
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Sure
Who's your second family?: CCT
Do you always feel understood?: Never
Who's the loudest friend?: Chris Haas
Do you trust others easily?:No
Who's house were you last at?: Ryan and MaryBeth's
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: Idk
Do your friends know you? Some of them
Friend that lives farthest away: MentalCritic (Australia)

Love and all that:
Do you consider love a mistake?:No, I consider it a lie.
What do you find romantic?: Financial Security
Turn-on?: Intelligence and practicality
Turn-off?: Whimsy
If someone who you had no interest in had interest in dating you, how would you feel?: Oblivious
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: What?
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: Sure, although nowadays, it's pretty socially acceptable.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: Sure
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: No
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Goddamn stupidity
What's the last present someone gave you?: Don't recall
Are you in love?: Heh, no.

Who was the last person....
That haunted you?: Nobody
You wanted to kill?: My mother
That you laughed at?: Emily Slater
That laughed at you?: Aaron or Dhan or Maria
That turned you on?: You.
You went shopping with?: I don't shop, I buy.
That broke your heart?: Nobody...
To disappoint you?: I am disappointed on a daily basis by countless numbers of people, I can't possibly remember.
To ask you out?: No one
To make you cry?: The SC theatre Seniors
To brighten up your day?: My day hasn't been brightened in eons
That you thought about?: The SC theatre Seniors because those are the last people that I wrote about.
You saw a movie with?: The OC Transformers1
You talked to on the phone?: My dad
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Sarah Young
You saw?: Brigid
You lost?: Lost? Like the last person I went out with? Beth

right now.....
Are you going out?: No
Will it be with your significant other?: No
Or some random person?: No
What are you wearing right now?: Pajamas
Body part you're touching right now: My ankles are touching each other...
What are you worried about right now?: The fate of the universe
What book are you reading?: Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke, A Cry of Players, a play by William Gibson , Napoleon of Notting Hill, Orthodoxy, and The Man Who Was Thursday, all by G.K. Chesterton, and Amadeus by Peter Schaffer
What's on your mousepad?: It's just grey
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: I am anxious to finish this.
Are you bored?: Not particularly
Are you tired?: Not particularly
Are you talking to anyone online?: No
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: No
Are you lonely or content?: Content to be lonely
Are you listening to music?: No

a little more about me

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Conor
2. E.K.
3. Dagenfield

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Cheeseman333
2. Swirleeboy666
3. I've only gone by 2

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Hair
2. Hands
3. Skin

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Irish
2. German/Jew
3. Sicilian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Insecurity
2. Depth (of water)
3. The feeling of hopelessness

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food
2. Water
3. Shelter

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. meng Bracelet
2. Pope Benedict XVI medal
3. Brown Scapular

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Joe Cocker
2. Meat Loaf
3. Queen

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Whiter Shade of Pale
2. Try a Little Tenderness
3. Bohemian Rhapsody

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE ...
1. I like boys
2. Meng
3. Girls should be respected for their intellect

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Face

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Leatherwork
2. Reading
3. Anachronism

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Finish the Belt I'm making
2. Finish cleaning my room
3. Finish this long ass survey

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Actor
2. Classisist
3. Priest

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Ireland
2. England
3. Scotland

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Titus
2. Philemon
3. Gaius

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Play Richard III
2. See the Pope
3. Play Salieri

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Christopher Lee
2. Vincent Price
3. Catherine Zeta-Jones

Whats your name?-Steerpike
Whats your b-day?- March 16, 1989
Gay/Bi/Straight?- Decidedly Straight
What is your favorite beverage? - The Dew
What is your favorite perfume/cologne? - None
What is your favorite color? - Purple
What is your favorite food? - Pasta or bread
What is your favorite game to play? - Risk
What are your hobbies/interests? - Acting, Leatherwork
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? - Salted Caramel
What is your favorite music? - Queen
What is your favorite movie? - Brazil
Who is your favorite actress? - Dame Judi Dench
Who is your favorite actor? - Christopher Lee
What is your favorite scent? Leather
What is your favorite scent - other?- My dog
What is your favorite toothpaste? - I don't have one
What is your pet(s) name? - Nuala, Fergus,... and Brigid
What are your favorite reading topics? Good fantasy and classic lit
What are your favorite snacks? - Skittles and Dew
What is your favorite sport to watch? - Fencing
What is your favorite Web site? - www.imdb.com
Who makes you laugh more than anyone in the world? - Pluto.
If money were no object, what would you choose for your profession? -Actor
Describe yourself in one word. - Vicious
What is your favorite holiday? - Kwanzaa
What is your favorite love song? - Total Eclipse of the Heart or All I Ask of You
What is your favorite thing to do that doesn't cost any money? - Think
Where would you like to go that you have never been? - London
If you could be an Olympic athlete in any sport, which would you choose? - Fencing
What is the all-time favorite piece of clothing you have ever owned? - my Viking Costume
If you could remain one age for your entire life, which would you choose? 80
What are you afraid of? (heights, snakes, flying, etc.) - heights, spiders
If you could choose any make, model and color of car, what would it be? - Maroon 1989 Ford Taurus Wagon
When was the last time you were in a library? - last week
Do you know CPR? - no
If your house were on fire, what is the one possession you'd grab before you ran out? - my sword even though it would not be damaged by fire
How did you celebrate last New Year's Eve? - at Asclepius' house
What is your favorite season? - Winter
What is the last good deed you did? - Made dinner
Do you like to dance? - No
Do you prefer to work alone or with a group? - Alone
What room in your house do you enjoy most? - Basement
Do you go to class reunions? - Not out of hs
If you had to eat the same food for three days in a row, what would it be? - pasta
Which do you enjoy more - being a "host" or a "guest?" - guest
Do you believe in Heaven? - yes
What activity or interest would you like to make space for in your life? - weightlifting
What do you like to do on a "rainy" Saturday (or other day off)? - leatherwork
What was the last thing you watched someone do that impressed the heck out of you? - Ludo doing pilates!
Do you clip coupons? - yes
Are you an early bird or a night owl? - night owl
Do you sing in the shower? If yes, what songs? - Yes, selections from Sweeney Todd
If you were invisible, where would be the first place you would go? - I'd probably just go through my normal activities and just eavesdrop on people.
If you were ever to appear as a guest on Jerry Springer, what would be the title of that episode? - Honey, I'm a transexual
What is under your bed? - trash
Do you dream in color? - Yes
If you own a microwave oven, do you actually use it to cook, or only to warm food and beverages or make popcorn? - Popcorn!
What kind of store do you like poking around in most? Lost Viking's Hoard or any bookstore
Where would you go if you could travel back in time? - 1603
If you could be famous in something, what would it be? -Acting, not an "if", a "when".
If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be? - nothing
Would you rather be deaf or blind? - blind
Would you rather be good-looking and dumb, or really ugly and smart? - Ugly and smart, oh wait I already am.
If you were chosen to go on the first mission to Mars, would you go? - no
What's the bravest thing you ever did? - I don't know, I'm not really a brave person
What would you change your name to if you had to? - E.K.
What's the luckiest (and unluckiest) thing that ever happened to you? - I don't know
If you could sing one song beautifully and perfectly, which song would you choose? - Epiphany from Sweeney Todd
If you had to get a tattoo, what would you get and where would you put it? I wouldn't, but if i HAD to I'd get a tattoo of the theatre masks on my bicep, or rather, where my bicep would be if I had a bicep
If you could meet one famous person (alive or deceased), who would it be? - Peter Lorre
What is the single most valuable thing you've ever learned? - "What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?"-G.B. Shaw
If you could decide how to spend your last day alive, what would you do? -I'd carry on normally
If you could be on the cover of any magazine next month, which magazine would you want it to be, and what would the caption say? - Entertainment Weekly-- "The Heir to Vincent Price!"
What time do you wake up in the morning? - 6:30
Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry? - Silver
What was the last film you saw at the cinema? - The Phantom of the Opera
What are your favorite TV show(s)? - House and South Park
What do you have for breakfast? - Hard boiled egg & Hot Chocolate
Do you prefer the beach, the city or the country? - Country
Do you prefer buttered, plain or salted popcorn? - salted
What is your favorite sandwich filling? - cheese
What is your favorite flower? - Lily
What color is your bathroom? - flower
How many keys are on your keyring? - 5
Where would you like to retire to? - England or Ireland
Have you ever been in a car accident? - No
What is your favorite day of the week? - Saturday
What is your favorite phrase or saying? - For fuck's sake!
What do you collect? (collectibles) - Weapons
Do you carry a donor card? - No
Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? - half price books
Which of your friends lives the farthest from you? - Corsten
What's in your CD player right now? - Phantom of the Opera
Do you love your job? - Don't have one
What is your bowling average? - In the 150-200 region
What is your favorite restaurant? - Sarefino's
Who is the last person(s) you went to dinner with? -St. Charles Theatre
What is your nickname? - E.K.
What is your hometown? - Columbus
If you could accomplish only one thing in the rest of your life, what would that be?
Play Richard III at the RSC

I'm sorry for not updating in forever, but I'm lazy and lose track of time alot. Ok, wait I lied. I was mostly trying to piss Loki off. Anyhow, I have little of interest to say this time, other than thanks to all those who support me. Anyhow, we'll conclude with questions

You...
Would you change your name? Possibly for stage reasons, my last name is a little cumbersome.
If So, what would you change it to? Idk, haven't thought much about it.
Where do you live? Columbus Ohio

Where have you lived? Columbus, Ohio
Where would you like to live? England, Scotland, Ireland (not Wales)
Where are you glad you don't live? Florida
When is your birthday? March 16, 1989
Hobbies? Theatre, leatherwork
Hidden Talents? 28 inch phallus
Do you think you're attractive? No.
Do others find you attractive? A resounding no.
What do you think is your best feature? My hair
What do others think is your best feature? Probably my hair. People would kill for hair as thick and dark as mine.
What do you think is your worst feature? My face
What do others think is your worst feature? my pure unbridled spite
Do you like your personality? Yes
Do others like your personality? Some do, many don't
Do you think your funny? Yes
Do others think you funny? It depends
Do you like your family? No.
Do they like you? No.
 
have you ever...
Had a serious illness? Insanity?
Been happy about someones death? Yes.
Killed an animal? Yeah
Caused a riot? No
Taken part in a riot? No
Eaten a bug? No
Been on stage? Often.
Joined a gang? Only if SC theatre counts.
Been mentally disturbed? "Been" implies that it's not happening anymore
Smoked? Yes, and I enjoyed it.
Drank? NO! Only dumb whores drink.
Stolen? Did you know that Barnes and Noble cannot do anything if you shoplift?
Used someone? Many, many times.
Wished to die? Many.
Streaked? No
Questioned God's existence? yes
Cursed at God? yes.
Stalked someone online? no
Taken pills? Yes
Had sex? No
Had sex in a public place? No

For a billion dollars would you...
Kill your parents? Yes
Eat an ant farm? Yes
Kill your best friend? No
Hold up a convenience store? Yes
Shoot yourself in the leg? Yes
Eat another person? Yes
Jump off a three story building? Yes
Walk naked in a mall? Yes
Shave your head? Yes
Drink human blood? Yes
Box with a kangaroo? Yes
Kill the president? No
Slap an old person? Yes
Eat your own vomit? Yes
Eat a booger? Yes
Strip for Osama Bin Laden? Yes


Out of my friends, who is the...
Loudest? three words, Allison fucking Caw
Quietest? My cat Fergus
Smartest? Asclepius
Dumbest? Loki
Funniest? Remy
Dullest? Idk
Skinniest? Sarai
Fattest? Mr. Labrake
Most Fashionable? Culina (aka Miss Nordstrom)
Least Fashionable? Loki
Most Optimistic? Tohil
Most Pessimistic? Pluto
Cries Most? Loki
Cries Least? Vulcan
Most Trustworthy? Mark Mann
Least Trustworthy? Not to be mentioned
Most Honest? I don't have honest friends
Least Honest? Santa
Best for advice?  Mark Mann
Worst for advice? Loki
Most likely to become gay? Loki
Most likely to become famous? Either Pluto or Allison Caw
Most likely to become a serial killer? Loki
Most likely to commit suicide? Rather not share that one
Most likely to go mentally insane? No comment
Most likely to pose for playboy? Loki
Most likey to become a saint? Pluto
Most likely to become president? Asclepius
Who would you trust with your life? All but a select few (Loki)
 
My Favorite...
Letter? D
Color? Purple
Number? 666
Word? erudite
Movie? Brazil
Rapper? Eminem
Rock band? Queen, The Darkness, Meat Loaf
Shape? Titty
Person? Mark Mann
Relative? Brendan
Old Song? Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
New Song? Friday Night by The Darkness
CD? A Night at the Opera by Queen
T.v Show? House
Movie Soundtrack? Phantom of the Opera
Channel? BBC America
Parent? Dad
Restaurant? Sarefino's
Drink? Dew
Food? Pasta or Bread
Snack? Skittles and Dew
Shoe Brand? whatever's cheapest
Season? Winter
Sport? Fencing
Dance? The Houseplant
Weapon? My $500 Leaf Blade sword
Sin? Wrath
Smell? Leather
Shampoo? As with shoes, whatever's cheapest

Last person you...
Cursed out? Mom
Intentionally hurt? idk...
Punched? I don't puch
Loved? Jesus
Killed? no one...yet.
Stalked? Christopher Lee
Hated? Tohil's assassin
Gave the finger to? Idk, probably Tumnus
Cried with? Loneliness
Fought with? Mrs. Haas
Talked with? Hairball
Laughed with? Ludo
Made bleed? i don't remember
Sung with? Kim

I would like to add a shout out to whomever broke my Tohil's ribs. You are not safe wherever you are, and I will come find you and make you die.

Currently Reading Mr. Timothy By Louis Bayard see related

A lot has happened in the past week:

We read through Metamorphoses last Wednesday, it's going to be a fantastic piece, I can't wait, and with exception of an aforementioned few, it should be a fun experience.

Friday through Tuesday we had exams, and I fared normally, as in I got the grade that I already had in the classes on their respective exams. The weekend was essentially boring because I studied the whole time, although I did see ROTK:EE and it is fantastic! Peter Jackson never should have cut Saruman's scene as it added a lot of closure to the subplot that it lacked in the theatrical cut, and it was just plain disrespectful to the hallowed Christopher Lee, a phenomenal actor, huge LOTR fan, and all around cinematic god. I can't wait to see him working again with his good friends Tim Burton and Johnny Depp on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Welcome additions to ROTK also included The Houses of Healing scenes, and the Mouth of Sauron, featuring the spectacular Bruce Spence. I haven't yet had a chance to see all the extras or watch it with the commentary because it is currently wrapped up under the Christmas tree.

Tuesday night we had a cast party for Mrs. Bob at Culina's and it was a blast, most of the cast was there and it was nice to see everyone together again. At some point during the party I joked about somebody and Jocasta went apeshit, probably because I expressed something she may have feared to be true. At any rate, she knew it was a joke, and proceeded to take offense anyway. I'm starting to get rather tired of her immaturity and lack of any sense of humor. Other than that, the party was fun, although I twice had to rescue Medea from the Roman hands and Russian fingers of her porsine paramour.

In fact, Medea broke it off with Adonis just yesterday. It was a triumph for all who insisted that she was making a mistake in the first place. Adonis made one of the most pitiful, albeit futile, attempts to "win" her back I have ever seen. It was melodramatic and whiny, like something off of a Soap Opera or The OC. Full of "I need you"'s and "My life is nothing without you"'s it was certainly good for a chuckle, and a few snickers, and perhaps even a full blown belly laugh. Anyhow, it was certainly for the best. Well, best for Medea, I couldn't give a rat's ass about him.

Last night Loki had a Board Game Fun Night at his house, and it was rather enjoyable. Only a few people were there, myself, Pluto, Alcmena, Medea, Loki and his sister Sororia. We played Outburst (Jr.), Cranium, and Monopoly, the latter whilst watching Arrested Development, great show. It would have been a blast if we had more people, but the snow prevented that, further proving my theory that God hates Loki.

Today I was awakened by my stupid mother who lost the damn dog. I had to go out at 8 am to look for her, and as it turns out, someone kidnapped her. We got her back, but not after looking for a half hour. After that I had to help dig my sister's car out and de-ice the windows and doors. I have found that the best strategy for de-icing  is not to use a scraper, but to use a rubber mallet. It's amazing what that can do, and hitting the ice with a mallet is so much more satisfying than hacking at it with an ice scraper.

Alas, I must go. My room needs to be cleaned. Mother said I can't have any of my Christmas gifts until I clean it. I told her to bite me, but I'm going to clean it anyway.

Cheers

--Steerpike

Hello all, again. Sorry for updating so infrequently.

I made Metamorphoses, though I have yet to find out which part I got. Unfrortunately people whom I dislike were cast and someone whom I like and should have been cast, alas, was not. The stupid little bitch whom I dub Erumator has been cast over Acerus, a more worthy actor. Erumator is gratingly effeminate, a sycophantic truckler and sings like the love child of Ann-Margret and the Backstreet Boys, not a bad singer, just annoying and forced. Acerus is a genuine and funny individual, he is also far mor talented than Erumator, but what can you do? Adonis was also cast, to my unsurprised chagrin, keeping him and Medea off each other is going to take vigilance and perhaps a bucket of water. The usual good people were cast, Pluto, Ludo, Loki, Asclepius, Hector, Tohil, and for the first time, Orestes. The director cast a record 36 people, so it will be tantamount to hell to get people focused.

In other news, I have very little to say other than the art teacher gave me a bright idea during art class today. He was talking about how in past years students have cast the staff of my school in famous movies such as Wizard of Oz and Star Wars. I give to you now the staff of SC in Lord of the Rings:

Frodo Baggins- Mike Arends (Wash your hands! You don't know where that ring's been!)

Sam Gamgee- Matt Downey (Though he'd much rather play Rum Tum Tugger)

Merry Brandybuck- Aaron Schrien (All his triathalon training finally pays off)

Peregrin Took- Archie Mills (I wonder if he'll go through Mordor wearing headphones the whole time)

Boromir- Jeff Pharion

Aragorn- Jim Lower (Bingo bango!)

Gimli- Helen Cobler (No explanation needed)

Gandalf- Monsignor Bennet (Basically, what I'm trying to say is, hobbits, I'm not going to rape you.)

Legolas- John Salyer (I shall defeat you with my bow and graphing calculator)

Bilbo Baggins- John O'Neil (*lawnmower move*)

Saruman- Dominic Cavello (There will be no dawn for the world of 'Nam)

Wormtongue- Brad Hess (The aliems are after us!)

Galadriel- Fifi Pena (Frodo eez havink zee ring)

Elrond- Scott Pharion (Just because he's bossy and smart.)

Gollum- James Pena (Nothing personal, but he looks the part, except Pena is like 9' tall)

Theoden- Jim Paccioretti (I don't know why, but Patchy definitely needed to be in this.)

Arwen- Penny Bostic (Bostic and Lower? It could happen…)

Eowyn- Amanda Woods (though not really)

Faramir- Richard Ey (I'm internally conflicted…)

Denethor- Pat Cassidy (just because he's crazy)

Shelob- Linda Haas (and Minkus gets a cameo credit)

Sauron- Katherine Mahoney (just for irony's sake)

Orcs- Tom Lopresti (Missing Link)

          Jeff Liebert (Dumbass)

          Dave Lawler (Ineffectual)                                         

          Antionette Koontz (Psycho gluttonous bitchmonster)

          Scot Brewer (Actually a pretty nice guy)         

Random Hobbit Woman- Betty Amnah

Random Geographical feature- Richard LaBrake (too big to be a character and too stupid to have lines…)

Cheers

---Steerpike